3 days, 2400 miles, 7 states and we are here. 

I saw 2 sheriffs deputies pull their riffles on a semi at the seediest truck stop on the face of the earth (I had lost matt on the road and there was no cell coverage. Got to love Missiouri)

Ed did not shut the fuck up until 120 miles into our trip. If you have never driven with cats you don’t know that I wanted to gouge out my ears after 10 miles.

I must have an “I love tweekers” sign on my head because I was approached by 3 diffrent crazy tweekers in 3 diffrent states. One wanted me to roll down my window (as she was screaming). Yeah, that’s going to happen. Another one (who happened to be a dirty hippy) asked me for money at a random truck stop. Sorry, when you are munching on a hot dog & drinking a coke I’m not giving you shit. Then when you climb up into a huge van pulling 7! brand new kyiaks I’m not giving you shit.

The truck threatened to die once and the check engine light came on…again…3 days after we just had it fixed.

Sirius radio rocks hard core. I listened to comedy non stop for 3 hours.  I also listened to the republican talk station for 2 hours & agreed with most of what they said (talking about General Patraous).  

We stopped at the home of the 72oz steak in Texas. If you eat it (and the sides in under an hour) it’s free. But, man, that’s a whole lot of steak & it’s a bit gross.

We saw 2 of the “worlds largest crosses” which were HUGE and rediculous.

It rained almost the entire time we drove. Idiana hates me and I hate indiana. It poured so hard that we had to pull off the road for 20 minutes.  Last time I drove through Idiana it was so windy the van kept swaying no matter how hard I tried to control it.

So yeah. Back in California. For now.