My thought process that is. I guess my boss has decided to handle the ramdon snippets of Preita wisdom by staring at me blankly & walking away. Gotta love having that affect.
It started with talking about ID fraud & my brain went like this
ID fraud->stealing someone’s identity->what if you stole the identity of someone really cool?->Do you think Paris Hilton has to worry about ID theft?->Could anyone else really act as dumb to pull off Paris Hilton?->The accountants phone is the same ring from Jurasic Park where you hear the satelite phone from the belly of the T-Rex->Who chooses that ring on purpose?->I’m sure Bach wasn’t planning on having his masterpiece playing out of someone’s ass pocket either though->Why do they even bother to make womens pants with out pockets?->Who does that bennefit?->It’s probably one of the worst feelings being with out pockets but having things to put in them.->Actually, being burned alive is worse I’m sure. -> there are actually a lot of things worse than that.->God That was dumb.->Not as dumb as the guy at the gas station this morning who actually ripped the hose off the pump doing god knows what.-> God I laughed my ass off when he scraped the crap out of his beamer too.->man I’m a jerk.->At least I’m a smart jerk->HA!->I wonder why people are so afraid of real work that they commit ID Fraud?-> They can’t be dumb because that shit is hard.->well, unless you are England and loose 3/4 of your populations social security numbers in IOWA.->How could you loose anything in Iowa?->All you would have to do is climb to the top of a water tower & find it. ->Do we have a flatter state?->God I hate iowa.->Actually I really hate Indiana.->Fucking terrible weather every time I drive through that state.->How come people from Indiana call themselves Hoosers when they have no idea what it means?->People from Wisconsin get called Cheeseheads but that makes sense, what with the cows.->Do they call people from Minnesota anything?->I don’t think so, they mainly just ask you if you are from Fargo.->God people are dumb.
So yeah. I got nothing. I have knitting to show you all, but obviously I’m to lazy to upload pictures. Nice.
Happy MONDAY! 
