My thought process that is. I guess my boss has decided to handle the ramdon snippets of Preita wisdom by staring at me blankly & walking away. Gotta love having that affect.
It started with talking about ID fraud & my brain went like this
ID fraud->stealing someone’s identity->what if you stole the identity of someone really cool?->Do you think Paris Hilton has to worry about ID theft?->Could anyone else really act as dumb to pull off Paris Hilton?->The accountants phone is the same ring from Jurasic Park where you hear the satelite phone from the belly of the T-Rex->Who chooses that ring on purpose?->I’m sure Bach wasn’t planning on having his masterpiece playing out of someone’s ass pocket either though->Why do they even bother to make womens pants with out pockets?->Who does that bennefit?->It’s probably one of the worst feelings being with out pockets but having things to put in them.->Actually, being burned alive is worse I’m sure. -> there are actually a lot of things worse than that.->God That was dumb.->Not as dumb as the guy at the gas station this morning who actually ripped the hose off the pump doing god knows what.-> God I laughed my ass off when he scraped the crap out of his beamer too.->man I’m a jerk.->At least I’m a smart jerk->HA!->I wonder why people are so afraid of real work that they commit ID Fraud?-> They can’t be dumb because that shit is hard.->well, unless you are England and loose 3/4 of your populations social security numbers in IOWA.->How could you loose anything in Iowa?->All you would have to do is climb to the top of a water tower & find it. ->Do we have a flatter state?->God I hate iowa.->Actually I really hate Indiana.->Fucking terrible weather every time I drive through that state.->How come people from Indiana call themselves Hoosers when they have no idea what it means?->People from Wisconsin get called Cheeseheads but that makes sense, what with the cows.->Do they call people from Minnesota anything?->I don’t think so, they mainly just ask you if you are from Fargo.->God people are dumb.
So yeah. I got nothing. I have knitting to show you all, but obviously I’m to lazy to upload pictures. Nice.
Happy MONDAY!
Hahaha! My brain works like yours… especially when I’m trying to go to sleep… :}