THIS made my day 
If you aren’t Unitarian it might not make much sense, but being raised in this ideology it does make chuckle. I also have noticed lately a cross over in Unitarians and Jews. A random little combination, but I think it actually works well. I don’t have much for Love Thursday, but I do have the funnies.
This one in particular is my favorite.
Once upon a time, there was a man who had no religion, but was a very good and honest fellow. At death, he found himself in heaven. A kindly looking gentleman was waiting for him. Said the gatekeeper of heaven, \”What religion are you sir?\”
The man said, \”I have no religion.\”
The gatekeeper said, \”Well, where would you like to spend eternity, then?\”
The man shrugged. \”What are some options?\”
Together, they strolled through the halls of heaven, looking in different rooms. In the first, a great congregation knelt before a great glowing figure, their faces to the ground and their hands outstretched. The man didn’t think that looked too good.
Next, they stood outside a large sanctuary where a preacher was preaching loudly, to many \”Amens\” and \”Hallelujahs.\” St. Peter put a finger to his lips and said, \”And at this door, we need to be ver-r-r-r-r-r-y quiet.\”
\”Why?\” asked the newcomer.
\”Because,\” St. Peter replied, \”those are the Southern Baptists, and they think they’re the only ones here.\”
In another, a great congegration knelt before a fellow hanging from a big cross. The man didn’t think much of that either. And indeed, in every room, the man found less than satisfactory situations in which to spend eternity. So, finally the gatekeeper said, \”Okay, there’s one last option.\”
The walked down the hall, and the gatekeeper opened the final door, behind which were a great congregation dancing in a big ring around a huge coffeepot singing \”Coffee, coffee, coffee!\”.
And less we forget
What two things do UUs and Dracula have in common?
They both have origins in Translyvania and they both shy away from the cross.
