I rule! It took me all of 30 minutes but I beat the system. At&t told me they could not provide me the intewebs I desired but that no one else was allowed to either. So I called Direct TV, after being transfered around a few times I finally was hooked up with the internet department and low & behold, At&t had reserved lines just for their partner, Direct TV.

AT&T I own you. 30 minutes for this I guess is really impressive. I didn’t know. I’m just good at beating the system. I always have been. I manipulated our vendors and our banks to my will when I worked for my old company and now I maninpulate customer service reps to my will.  My bosses all said that they were seriously impressed, and I guess it took my inlaws 2 days to do this. Who knew.