Beauty for Beauty’s Sake

Moni and I met up for our monthly jaunt into Portland to act like tourists.  Being that I’ve lived outside the city for less than a year and Monica just over we get to do all the things that you never get to cram into a weekend of tourism.  Even more fabulous is that Monica, being an awesome librarian, has access (which I guess anyone has access to in the Portland Library System) to ‘cultural passes’.  These are awesome passes you rent out and get free admission to many of the local cultural spots around Portland.  This Monday we went to see the Japanese Gardens.  Now I’m not a garden person.  I’ll enjoy and marvel at people who can manipulate their yards into green, flowering, sculptural art but mine?  My yard is run by a dog, wayward rabbits, escaping chickens and the occasional wily goat.  My yard is dotted with sunny yellow dandelions, a little overgrown, and like me…imperfect in most every way.  But you can sit out on my patio with a glass of tea or a beer and never feel as if you don’t belong.  My yard will never be too perfect to step on or frown at your dirty shoes and mud stained jeans.  My yard won’t care if you smell like a barn or you haven’t gotten around to washing your hair which is now tied up by a bandana.  This is my yard.  That said, I enjoy beauty.  I savor it like most artists do.  I stop and breathe it, smell it, absorb it into my skin and my subconsciousness in ways that I assume people feel about clothes, shoes, hair, makeup, or pocket sized dogs.  Everything is beautiful is its own way but I particularly love green spaces.  I love to be outside among trees that have dwarfed man for many generations.  I love moss covered ground and hanging lichen and hearing bird calls echo from unseen branches.  I loved the Japanese Gardens more than I thought possible.  Maybe mostly because it was green and unlike a western garden it shunned flowers.

The sheer amount of green was mind-blowing.  Japanese gardens focus on the green instead of the flower.  The aim is to have as many different greens as possible.  It’s stunning.  Adding to the day was that it was, as Portland often is, raining.  Thankfully I have finally gotten on track and bought myself a very Portland worthy Lands End rain coat which makes the rain as beneath my notice as if it were not raining. 

You could spend all day every day photographing at the gardens just to capture every light and every moment.  I know I would be bored of this fairly fast because I’m easily distractable, but I do really want to go back.  Maybe in the fall.

We wandered through the garden by ourselves first, photographing as we went.  At 1pm there is a tour and though I don’t do tours Monica and I decided to check it out. See, I’m not a joiner, I’m not really a team player.  I don’t like to be in large undefined groups where rules of civility usually aren’t followed.  This tour though was quite amazing.  Our guide was knowledgeable, entertaining, and fun.  The group was quiet enough but also interactive but not to the point to bore the other members.  Every bit of the gardens has a purpose, a reason for being.  Nothing is done just because.  It is a symbol, a chance to reflect, to meditate, to think.  It all seems very hard but simply easy and beautiful.  Frankly, it’s a whole lot of work to make something so beautifully simple.

I have discovered I need a portable tripod.  This would have turned out a million times better if I had a sturdy tripod rather than trying to steady this on the railing as I slowed my shutter speed way down to try to capture the sense of movement.

I love stairs because I love line and I love vanishing points.  I particularly love these stairs because of the moss threatening to overtake them and their beautiful stone fronts.  They were only a little tricky to get up for someone as unbalanced as me but thankfully they were close to normal stair height.

It was a magical day.  It rained just enough to coat everything in a slick jewel finish.  I think that rain makes just about everything look better and the smell is intoxicating. 

In other news (almost knitting/ fiber), one of my newly favorite wordsmiths has written a beautiful short story.  It called to me even more because of the weaving/yarn/ fiber content.  You should go check it out.  It’s super short and beautiful.

Arachne by J.M. McDermott

Awesome Things

I don’t usually list cool things I find online because I don’t surf that much.  Apparently I have surfed a lot this week and I have things you should see :)

1. This etsy shop is completely awesome.  The art is stunning and the subjects are fun, interesting and original!

All images are copyright the artist. Please go to the etsy shop to view more!

2. This sculptor is amazing.  I don’t know how they can achieve such fine details but I’m in awe!

All images are copyright the artist. Please go to their website to view more.

3.  Got Llamas? Need a shirt?

All images are copyright the artist.

4.  I just finished Patricia Briggs newest Mercy Thompson novel.  These books are like brain candy.  You can read one in a day and want more.  The covers don’t really fit with what’s going on in the book, but I’ve grown to like them just the same.  I’ll be updating a full review over the weekend.

 

5. Have you seen this shawl? Hypnos is absolutely awesome & I’m starting to knit it this weekend. I love graphic knits. Easy but not boring!

6. Shepherd’s Extravaganza! I know not everyone lives in wool central but this festival will be my very first wool festival & I’m kinda stoked about it.

So yeah, other than that I just flipped my rare sheep breads calendar over to April and realized that the Mr’s parents are coming in less than a week!  I’m excited but have to clean! Also next week the Mr and I are getting our Toulouse Geese!  I hadn’t thought about getting geese seriously until I talked to my mom and found out that they are like the llamas or donkeys of the bird world. (did you know that llamas and donkeys are often used as guard animals?)  These geese are good layers, calm and gentle which means I will try to turn them into dogs lol. 

Spring Makes It’s Progress Like A Half Frozen Turtle

I shouldn’t be attached to any white chicken, these are chickens that eventually will be sent to the processor.  This little girl though, she might stay with the layers to just make me smile.  I visit the chickens a lot during the day. I check on food, temerature in the brooder, water, and make sure everyone is healthy.  I do also pick them up.

I can’t tell her by looks, I know it’s her when I lower my hand into the brooder and my ring gets pecked.  She’s also one of the only chicks that doesn’t freak out at being picked up or held. I won’t name her, at least not till I’m sure she’ll keep her happy easy going personality.  If she turns into a cranky chicken she will be freezer bound.  But for now, she’s my favorite.

In other news I have been spinning a lot.  I’ve been working on this pretty green perendale fiber.  I’ve been spinning singles, omg so many singles, in hopes of eventually doing a 3 ply yarn.

This is from Gnomespun Yarn and the colorway is The Grass Needs Mowing.  How clever is that?  I dig fun colowary names, especially if they aren’t girly or expected.  I came across one yesterday named Unicorn Butt.  Love it.

The thing about spinning singles with a 3 ply yarn in mind is that you have to spin forever!!! I’m about 1/2 way done.

Also I got my book back that I had sent to the author to have signed. 

HA! How funny is that? Yes Mr. McDermott, after I read the second book (which isn’t out yet) I will send you a hermit crab kinda like this one.

The World House – Review

Inside this post there is a book. Inside this book is one of the most marvelous stories ever written.  Looney and fantastic Guy Adams has constructed a tale of such originally and wonderfulness that I was honest to god, taken aback.

When I picked this humble looking book off the overcrowed wonderful shelves at Powell’s in Portland I had no idea what I was in for.  I have decided that I must try authors I haven’t seen before, read what no one has suggested and hope for the best.  I believe there always has to be a first, one who spreads the gospel of a book far and wide. Well I might not be the first but I will sing praise loud and long for The World House.

Guy Adams paints a world in which normal, everyday people are transported through time and space to a house that defies the laws of physics.  It exists in a reality of its own and in it everything is possible.  “Nothing is impossible, just unexperienced.”  Guy Adams creates a cast of characters each overwhelmingly likable and with their own unique voice that the reader is propelled as if by outside forces through the pages at light speed, absorbing each wonderful word with an ever increasing hunger for more.

I am honest when I say you really must pick up this book and read it for I’m sure that even if you do not normally read fantasy you will love it as much as I have.  Thankfully, it also is part of a series to which I will be picking up the second book shortly.

Thank you Mr. Adams for writing such a lovely, fun, original book.

Never Knew Another – A Review

Never Knew Another is a stunningly beautiful novel.  There are few other words that I can think that would be describe reading this quick 200 + page book besides them although I would add eloquent, original, and intriguing.  The reader is invited into the world of two walkers (humans that can change into wolf form with the help of a skin across their backs) on a journey to hunt out demon children and cleanse the earth.

Click on picture to go to the authors site to learn more!

It all began as they happened upon the slain body of Jon, Lord Joni, in a circle of stained, burnt and dead grasses.  The blood spilled was so foul that nothing living could continue living after having come into contact with it.   A special talent of the walkers (whom we never learn their true names) is to see inside the memories of the fallen demon child.  The memories intermingle with past and current events in a wonderful and interesting way. 

The reader follows Jona as he begins upon his path to what will finally be his ultimate doom.   Can a demon child be a King’s man and enforce the law?  Can someone born tainted do good?  These concepts come up more and more as the book goes on as the characters question their motives, their blood, and their very existence.

All in all Never Knew Another is a must read novel.  It’s quick, beautiful, well written and leaves you wanting more (the author has stated that this is book one of a series).  The storyline and plot is original and well thought out and beautifully executed.  Lovely, dark, and graceful this story is sure to capture your imagination.

Break It Up

I went to the Patrick Rothfuss book signing last night in Beaverton, along with 400 other people.  There was a 3 hour wait and Powell’s ran out of books.  I had reserved my copy even though the woman on the phone 2 weeks ago told me I wouldn’t need to and they would have plenty of copies.  I bought my book, looked at the crowd and went home.  Book unsigned.  I was a little disappointed but frankly, and I hope no one would ever take offence to this, but I can’t think of anyone I’d stand in line for 3 hours just to smile sheepishly and watch as they struggled to spell my name.  Maybe Jesus. Maybe.  Or GOD but only the old school smiting one, I’m not about peace and bunnies.  (How many did I just offend? It’s ok! God has a sense of humor, I’m a Unitarian!).  Thankfully the Mr understanding my sullenness brought up sending my book to Pat to sign so I went home and looked it up. The man has a FAQ section just for this purpose!  Yes, you can send him your book with return postage and he will sign it as long as you send him something neato.  I’m thinking about knitting another hermit crab and sending it.  Something cool for something cool is a totally legit trade.  So I’ll read the book and send it over the summer after much of the fan boy craziness has worn down. 

I think fans forget that writers are people too, with lives, and spouses, children and dogs.  They write, but that’s not all they do and I think it’s easy to forget that.  Speaking of writers have you walked by a shelf and seen Never Knew Another? No? Well go search it out because it’s getting a post all it’s own in the next few days.

On the same thought I’ve been having hobby issues lately.  It feels like there isn’t enough time in the day to get all the stuff I want to get done completed.  I wake up, I surf my favorite blogs, check my email (though it’s only junk these days), cruise Ravelry, and sit down to write.  I drop out between 3 and 5 thousand words before noon at which point Tank demands we go do doggy stuff.  So off to the dog park we go where he makes me smile, (and sometimes yell) and does wonderful puppy stuff.  Then back home I write some more because I need to get Mildred done.  We both need closure.  By 5:30 I’m making dinner for the Mr and I and when we are done I’m pooped.  I haven’t knit as much lately and felt a little guilty about that until I realized that I never really knit that much between February and June.  I have started spinning again, and inhaling books again and battling dirty dishes on a daily basis again. (Stupid dishes out number me, how does that seem fair?)

Here is a random picture of a bird at my feeder to break up the many words you are reading.

So now I’ve taken a little step back (because things are only going to get more insane in the next few months when our number of sheep will increase, turkeys arrive and planting needs to be done) and looked at what I do and why I do it.

1. I have deleted some people I used to watch from my flickr stream (I didn’t even know I could do that) because of a few reasons. 
A. I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, except that while I have commented on your pictures you have never done the same.  I don’t need you to comment but I won’t follow people around because they are internet popular anymore. 
B. I can’t remember why we ever followed each other.  It was probably knitting related but you are most likely Ravelry popular and I’m not and for some reason it hurts ego every time you post and it’s loved by 1 million knitters even if you decided to knit poop out of poop spun yarn. (that of course is an exaggeration!)
C. I wasn’t seeing pictures by people I really know and really care about because so many others dominated my page.  It made me a bad friend and that sucks.
2. I have deleted a whole bunch of blogs from my google reader much for the same reason as flickr.  I rarely believe that anyone is so busy or important (with exceptions) that you can’t respond to comments.  I think it’s rude frankly. If you blog just for you, awesome, these are just my feelings right now in this moment.
3. I have clicked “Hide this user” all over facebook.  Just because I like Dirty Jobs doesn’ t mean I need you talking about your damn show all the time Discover. Yes, I <3 Mike Rowe but I <3 him less when I see multiple posts all over my news feed. Frankly, Monica, Shawna, Will, and Phil are way more interesting to me.

So yeah, I know everyone goes through this about once or twice a year.  It’s needed.  We have become so overloaded from all the information I think it causes depression! So that’s my Thursday rant.  Tomorrow I will work on a review of Never Knew Another and then will dig into Wise Man’s Fear.  It’s obviously book season.

And for no reason at all, here is John Quincy Adams with a Ham!  There is a fantastic little exhibit at Powell’s City Of Books in downtown Portland.  All the presidents have ham! It’s funny and well done.  If you’re local go check it out.

Something A Little Different

I’m still writing. I know I don’t talk about it much because frankly, it’s still a little embarrassing.  It’s like saying that you are learning how to ballroom dance then having all your friends watch as you trip on your fringe and fall flat on you face.  At least that’s how I perceive it.   I know I have the most supportive family and friends ever and you guys all totally rock.  If you have a kindle or a reader I can totally send you a version to read in PDF but Mildred is huge.  It’s gotten to the point where I’m a little embarrassed to say that it’s well over 600 pages and over 350,000 words.  I remember when I was so impressed with myself for writing a straight 1,000 words. Anywho, it’s hard for me to admit I write because I always worry about failing once it’s done.  I have a keen need to be better, faster, and all around more awesome than anyone around me, and frankly, it’s not competition because it’s not about anyone but me. Thankfully my cousin Rebecca shares this “Bigger, Better, Faster Syndrome” and we can laugh how we are crazy.

Tomorrow I’m going to the Patrick Rothfuss signing in Beaverton (HA! BEAVERTON) for his release of The King Killer.  The Name of the Wind (his first book in the series) was the first and only book that has ever made me cry. (Well beside when Dumbledore died but everyone cried at that!).  His writing is so elegant and beautiful that he’s kind of become a writer I compare myself to, like “is this sentence as good as one of his? No? Then rewrite it.”  I do this with Tad Williams too so maybe that explains why I’m still writing after 600+ pages?  

Recently tho I’ve had a development.  I have been writing Mildred completely organically and frankly had no idea how she’d end.  Laying in bed one night overly tired but not able to sleep it came to me, the whole end unfolded and I cried.  I cried because I had no idea it would be that way but now that I have seen it, it truly is the only way it can end.  So yeah, I know where I’m heading, I don’t know how soon I’ll get there though.

In the mean time this popped into my head today while I was in the shower (very much the way Mildred first did).  I dig it and may write a short. (And here is a picture of Tank looking nuts because this is how I feel 80% of the time.)

                “Son of a bitch” I yelled as I grabbed my shin and made my way wincing to one of my dining room chairs.  I may be what the humans call an angel but it still hurts like hell when I bang my shin into a sharp edged drawer.

                I’m not like you, and I’m definitely not human, but I would be loath to call myself an angel.  Angeles conjure up images of sickening precious moments figurines, babies in diapers shooting heart shaped arrows or beautiful women in long flowing white gowns with huge white swan wings.  I am none of those things.   I may work for Them upstairs but I don’t fit nicely into your preconceived stereotypes, mainly because they piss me off.  I did say “Them”, meaning gods. There are many of them just as there are many of anything that exists.  It would be like thinking there is only one star, one ocean, one rat, there are always more than you think, always more than you see.

                Looking at me you’d think I was normal enough.  I appear to be a woman in her middle thirties with blondish shoulder length hair, bright green eyes, a round Scandinavian face and a couple of extra pounds.  I’m neither tall nor short, fat nor thin, pretty nor ugly.  I’m right in the middle where you will forget about me just as soon as you see me, just as I’m supposed to be.  I say appear to be in my thirties because that’s how I look to humans, in fact I’m roughly (because I stopped counting some time ago) the age of those mummified mammoths they find.  I’ve been here protecting and watching over humans since they first were plopped on this spec of dirt.  I’m immortal and before anyone starts thinking that’s as cool as it gets let me sort a few things for you.  Being immortal means you are old, seriously old, and I’ve never met a happy chipper people lover whose north of one hundred.  So excuse me if I’m not employee of the month anymore.  Humans tend to get on your nerves after a while.  Yeah I love ‘em like I have to and protect them from the boogeyman but the fact is humans are a lot of stinking work.  And that’s if they don’t start whining.  So I’m a little grumpy at best, you’d be too.  Second, I’m not rich and awesome like the Highlander which kind of stinks.  A lot of my stuff gets blown up or set on fire in the whole smiting process so I live modestly on the build it yourself designs of Ikea.  Finally it’s nearly impossible to find an interesting book anymore.  When you’ve lived as long as I have you’ve heard almost every story anyone could ever tell.

                My name is Ariel and I’m kind of a big thing, but that’s another story.  My job is to watch over the humans and keep them from those that would bring blackness into the world.  I’m not talking about the pit either; humans think that the pit offers up the greatest evil ever created, well it doesn’t.  The ones from below just think differently and maybe are a little bit impulsive, and weird and maybe they like to have a human snack now and then but there is worse out there.  The great adversary does reside in the pit but still he’s not really my focus, mainly he fights with Them but lately it’s been akin to two old guys fighting over chess.  I watch for things that make the pit dwellers quake and then I kick some ass.   I don’t start each day looking to smite someone because frankly, it’s a lot of work and not everyone needs to be smited.  If living this long has taught me anything it’s just to let some things go.  Mainly I try to be as normal as possible by human standards, run my little book shop and try not to use my fiery sword on the asshole in 3B who thinks he’s Neil Peart at two am on a Wednesday.  If there’s anything I hate more than televangelist (and as a rule all angels do) it’s would be drummers.

The Sad Tale Of The Brothers Grossbart – A Review

The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart by Jesse Bullington is many things.  It is profane, disgusting, perverted, stomach turning, rude, dark, funny, and I loved it.  In the same vein of Joe Abercrombie’s Best Served Cold the reader is given a “hero” that isn’t the characteristic likable do-gooder we are all used to.  In Jesse Bullington’s book you are given two brothers, Manfried and Hegel who are going to do and say everything that is going to make the reader soundly dislike them.  The genius of this book is that though you don’t care for them you can’t help but route for these despicable grave robbing, murderous twins.

The brothers Grossbart are grave robbers, murderers, and proud servants (in their minds) of the Virgin Mary.   From the first page to the last you follow the brothers from their homeland of Germany to the greatest tombs of Egypt as they fight off demons, witches, and all manner of evil beasts.  Even through terrible turmoil the brothers do seem blessed by the Virgin herself as they wriggle their way out of darker and more dangerous situations.

If you enjoy your fantasy off the beaten path, something that is different and something you haven’t seen before The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart will definitely interest you.  If you have read Joe Abercrombie then you are prepared for the brutality but if not I will warn you that this is a blood and guts book at its most basic.  The brutality adds to the character of both Hegel and Manfried instead of just being thrown in as an afterthought.  This is a very well thought out and executed book.  I have to say I’m not crazy about the last 3 paragraphs but I’m not the author and ending it the way he did was his choice and is one very valid way to end it. 

If you haven’t seen this book I recommend you check it out.

2011 Is Here, what are you going to do?

It’s a grey foggy morning here in the border lands of Portland and looking out on my back pasture holding my cup of extra strong coffee I can’t help but feel truly sated by this place.  If you’ve been with me for a while you might know that I move a lot and though I always appreciate each place none have seemed 100% home.  Ohio was nice for a spell but it was so depressed and economically ruinous when we lived there.  California was beautiful but with the weather came things like a minimal job market, criminal materialism, a plasticy fakeness, and major expenses.

Here in Washington the pace is slower (which took a lot of getting used to), the people are friendly (which took even more getting used to), and “stuff” doesn’t matter.  You see very few luxury cars here and none of them are driven by people in their 20′s, you see even fewer designer hand bags or mini dogs.  What you do see is healthy, level-headed people who care about more than themselves.  There is a huge push up here for green/eco-friendly/ sustainable which I think is great.   One example is that the max littering fines in Oregon are 6x higher than that in California (6500 vs 1500).  This in mind one of my new years resolutions is to live a more sustainable, environmentally conscious life.  The Mr and I already recycle just about everything, compost yard waste, use our own bags, watch water consumption, and keep our heating on low but I know there are a lot of other things that can be done.  This year I will be researching this even more and sharing what I find.  I know from personal experience, if it’s not easy or costs too much we as a race will not do it so hopefully changes will be effectual but also easy and cheap!

One way to be local and a knitter is to buy local yarns!  You all know that I have friends who have alpaca ranches and I do use a lot of local yarn/ fiber already but upon moving to the PNW I found Twisted which is a lovely yarn shop with an amazing array of sock yarns but also something more.  They carry a few local yarns that won’t break the bank.  Both wool & alpaca line the shelves of this local section in several different weights and colors.  The yarns are earthy and lovely to work with.  They haven’t been processed to death and retain a feel closer to the animal than most mass-produced fibers.  I used this local yarn to make a fabulous Logger Scarf (I published the pattern free on Ravelry).

Logger Scarf

 The yarn is from Imperial Stock Ranch and is akin to Beaverslide Mulespun.  It’s earthy and wooly and perfect for garter stitch or cables.  This yarn will keep out the wind and rain for sure!

Logger Scarf

The slipped stitches along with the two color stranding make a fun and interesting grid that is super smooshable, easy to wear, appropriate for both men & women and fun for the knitter as well as technically simple.   

Logger Scarf can be downloaded for free here.

And in other news this is my big project of 2011.  We are planning on brining the sheep up to our property from California in the spring and from there….

There has been a whole lot of knitting over here a che poopers but not a lot of finishing.  I think it’s due to project ADD because I want to start a dozen things but finish nothing.

Socks designed for my friend Jim

I decided to knit these socks for my friend Jim because it was over socks that we first became friends and I thought he’d appreciate these great colors and handspun quality of the yarn.

Creature Comforts

I’m also working steadily on my Creature Comforts cardi. I love this sweater but I hate knitting it. I HATE it. For anyone curious this is a 31 inch rectangle with pockets.  If you are a larger gal like me it’s a LOT of knitting with out much interest.  The oak leaves add some distraction but honestly, not enough.

Oranges!

I have also been harvesting and juicing oranges from the back yard.  One random weird secret about me is that I love orange but I hate eating them.  My best friend Shawna will attest that it takes me about an hour to eat an orange because I must pick off all the pith before consuming.  It’s just not worth the effort for me.  So I juice and freeze the spoils so that I do not waste the oranges.  Then I can use the juice for baking & cooking as I choose.

The Mr and I went to a book signing tonight.  Frankly it was the first for me and though it won’t be the last I totally wasn’t prepared.  I told the Mr this “It’s Brandon Sanderson, you know, he wrote the Mystborn series” Little did I know that he had also written the last Wheel Of Time book after Robert Jordan passed.  I’m not a Wheel Of Time fan so I honestly wouldn’t have put 2 & 2 together. 

 

And I got a little something for me…

I will be burning through this and adding a review on this site.  Of course it’s Tad so I’m biased but this series is deeper than his others I think.

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