Video Game Inspiration

I’m not really sure where other knitters get their inspiration.  I’m really bad at reading interviews because the questions asked don’t usually interest me.  Plus the back and forth between interviewer and interviewee isn’t interesting as it would be if it were an actual dialogue or spiced up.  With out the voice I’m just not interested and I think that’s what  a lot of these articles miss, the voice.  Thus, I don’t know if I might be kind of a freak in this regard but I think my husband’s video games are just absolutely beautiful.  The work they put into character design and costume design is just mind-blowing.  This kind of work usually ends at the gamer because who else sees it?

Well I do.  The wife of the video gamer.  If the game is interesting enough it’s almost like a movie I’ve watched a lot of times.  That means I can knit and hang out with out actually paying attention.   I’ve watched my husband play his way through the Assassin’s Creed games and I’ve always loved the costuming.

So this probably wasn’t a huge stretch…

I tried to take the idea of the cloak (yes, even the beak) and incorporate it into a wearable sweater.  My goal was something different with out being costume-y.

I didn’t try to replicate the exact cloak but I did try to get the FEEL of it.  The mystery, the armor.  I have to tell you people, I am amazed by myself and excited about the finished sweater.

Right now I am furiously writing up the pattern for the sweater, then it will go to my amazing tech editor, then to testers.  I think with so many details I really want to get this tested.  I have to say, I was unsure of the shoulder flap, at first it reminded me of a cowboy’s duster but after I blocked it and seamed it to the sweater I have to tell you I love it.

The thing I think I love the most is that you can wear it as a regular sweater and it looks beautiful, but then you can throw up the hood and hide way back in it’s folds and it’s instant mystery.

I used twisted stitches to mimic gauntlets and an applied icord for the button band.  Right now I’m knitting up my own and tweaking the pattern as I go.  As soon as I’m done I’m sure it will be ready for testers.  Maybe another month.  If anyone here is interested in testing I’ll post up the link to join along, maybe I’ll even have this pattern free for a month for a knit along.  Anyone game?

Next up…Fabel 3 (Thanks Aimee!)

Happy 2012. I have a feeling it’s going to be awesome.

 

Merry Goat-mas!

We wish you a merry goat-mas…

We wish you a merry goat-mass,

We wish you a merry goat-mass!

And a happy Baaaah year!

It was the night before Christmas and we were dressing up a goat…

 

“What is finer than dressing up a goat in headbands so cheery?”

The only thing better is dressing up a wooly ram…clearly.

Authors Are Not Knitters

Well, some are I guess by the game of numbers, but for the sake of my post I’m not talking about those cross overs.

For the last few months I’ve been following more and more authors either on twitter or on facebook.  I’m always interested in to how their minds work, how they write, and what their styles are.  There have been some lovely experiences and there have been some that have made me feel bad about myself, what I read, and what I write.  When the first post came through I frowned and thought that it was just a bad day this person must surely be having.  We all have those, we all post about them in one way or another and then we move on.  The world understands.

Then the posts became more frequent and frankly, more hateful.  I unfollowed this particular person on twitter and am now contemplating doing the same with facebook.  Is it life changing?  Not at all.  Is it frustrating?  Sort of.  The posts in themselves are not as terrible as I’m sure others could be but the nature of them I feel was that of a 13 year old boy not getting enough attention.  This particular author calls out others by name (but not enough to link them so that the author would know about it), calling their work dumb, uninspired, and the readers of that particular book vapid.   (He did not actually call them ‘vapid’ but I inferred that).  This post has happened twice in the last week’s time, and more like it prior.  I’ve had enough.  I’m a polite person (usually) by nature and I believe that each person should be treated with respect and dignity.  This kind of behavior rubs me wrong in all sorts of ways.

Frowning at this post, this tiny snippet of nothingness asking his followers to forsake this “crappy” book for one by another (which I have read and haven’t written a review because I still don’t know if I actually LIKE it) made me think…”This guy obviously doesn’t knit.”

That’s pretty random right?  Well not so much.  Knitters as a community understand each other I think at a more base level than any other sort of hobby community.  We all do the same exact thing.  You can’t knit any better than anyone else.  You can have projects that turn out better but you can’t actually knit better.  Why?  Because the knit stitch for you is exactly the same as it is for me or for the Queen of England (does she knit? I think it’d be lovely if she did!).  It’s the same.  The yarn may be different, the gauge, and the drape but it’s all the same stitch.  Sure, some projects turn out better than others but it’s all relative.

Give two knitters the same skein of yarn, the same gauage and ask them to make plain socks and you will come out with two pairs of perfectly wearable socks.  I very much doubt that one would be a clear winner.  And here’s the serious kicker, even if there was both knitters are gracious about it and will not draw attention to it.

Knitters are kind to each other even if we don’t care for the project being worked on we appreciate the spirit of the knit.  I’ve never before heard a knitter call out another for a crappy project.  (Crazy design is different mind you).  Never have I read a post that would declare that all knitters knit this sock over that other sock because it is “smarter”.  How crazy would you sound if you publicly declared a sound knitable design that brought hours of pleasure “stupid”?  Knitters would laugh at you and tell you that you have missed the whole point.  Not everything has to be entrelac fair isle complicated just to bring pleasure, people, we love the garter stitch because of it’s ease and sometimes, it’s just the right thing.

I think the world would be a better place if more people knit.  They’d push aside this nasty better than you attitude and realize that a knit is a knit for everyone and a purl is just the back side of a knit.  No matter the arrogance you knit with, your stitch is still the same as mine and they are both equally as good.

Let’s remember to get off each other’s cases, pick each other up, and knit.

Perfection Cowl – Free Pattern!

Just dropping in to say I didn’t die in Minnesota – as much as I tried!  I had an amazing time and ran myself absolutely ragged seeing friends and family.  There was only one low point which didn’t come as a surprise – and it wasn’t even family related! Amazing!  I’m just about back to normal and ready to post pictures, goat news, turkey egg progress, and sheep sex.  You know you’ve been wondering about the sheep sex, I know you have, I can feel it from here.

So to tide you over I have a new free pattern.  The Perfection Cowl was designed to be just that…Perfect.  It adds ribbing and garter stitch to make a cowl that wont be too baggy up top while still leaving lots of wonderful drape at the bottom.  This cowl is easy as pie to knit and is the perfect stash buster for that extra skein of yarn you have lying around.  This would also be amazing in handspun! 

This pattern is free!

What do you need?

200 yds of worsted weight yarn
1 us #8 16″ circular needle
Stich Marker
You need to be able to cast on, knit, purl, and cast off.

That’s it!  Have fun and I hope you enjoy!

Goat Post

Because I know you guys are fiending for it.

Charlie is head goat and he always wants to be right up in your face.

I love the expression that Gordy is making in the background. He’s like that guy that walks into your vacation photo, ruins the shot, and you don’t notice till you get home and develop your film.

Tank and Charlie are good friends.  It looks like Tank is being mean to Charlie but he’s only using his front little teeth to give Charlie a good scratch.  They do this ALL THE TIME and it’s hilarious.

Mr Wally Waddles has neck waddles of course.

Blue Steel strikes a pose.  I named this little man Blue Steel after the movie Zoolander because he always seems to be making the face!  He’s also the least smart goat and has gotten tangled in blackberry vines (to the point where he’s literally trapped) more than once.  He’s not smart but he’s pretty which I guess makes up for it.

“Bitch say what?” That’s what I expect the goats are saying with that expression.

 

Updated Designs

So I have a problem, I knit a lot of designs but don’t model them (because lets be frank, the skinny girls sell the patterns).  I didn’t really have a go-to model for when I finished a knit design which was becoming a sort of problem.  Knits just look better when they are modeled.  Well that problem has been solved.  The Mr’s business partner’s wife is drop dead gorgeous and agreed to model some shawls for me.   So today we went out to a local park and I drug out some old shawls to get some better photos.  They turned out amazing.

Fall fields looks way better on her than it ever did on me.

Channel Islands Shawl.  Still one of my most favorite designs ever and this is probably my most worn shawl I own.

Rough Seas Shawl which I have completely re-written and used my fancy chart software for.

Sweet Corn which looks way better on a body than it ever did on a branch.

She’s amazingly gorgeous right? Yeah, I find it a little intimidating but I  worked through it. I had to hear the Mr’s voice and his parents in my head the whole time telling me that we are all good at different things.  Hell, I played in Carnegie hall when I was 17 which a lot of people never do in their lives…EVER.  So it’s not like I’m a looser but ya know, I might have made a complete ass out of myself talking too much and being a dork.  Only time will tell.

All patterns are available through Ravelry (and the links are on my pattern page if your interested).  I’m really excited about working with Shauna in the future because she’s so tiny (ie less yarn consumed for patterns, meaning more because they costs me less) so the sweaters I’ve wanted to do for quite a while will fly off the needles.  I’ve already ordered yarn for one I’m going to be starting shortly.  It’s Robin Hood inspired, but in a good way.

Oregon Flock & Fiber Fest

So I’ve been kinda behind on the blogging thing.  We’ve had a lot going on here on the homestead and life has kind of gotten in the way.  Frankly, our life has been centered around a lamb with a punctured trachea for the last week and now that we are confident that she’ll make it I’m finally starting to relax again.  Farm animals aren’t pets but it doesn’t really matter when you have an animal in pain under your care. 

First, we got a new truck. No it’s not a sheep, but it is a Ram!

The Mr is thrilled and I’m thrilled that I don’t have to worry about him breaking down in the suburban anymore.

So, Oregon Flock and Fiber Festival was awesome.  We drove down (in the new truck!) and I promised myself I would not buy a sheep or a goat and I actually made good on that promise, but I’ll tell you, seeing those Angora goats made it hard!

We went to the animals first because that’s always my favorite part.  I love seeing the goats and the sheep the best, and even at the fair this is my favorite part.  It was nice seeing all the adult pygora goats so I know how big my boys will get, and I got some information on local goat dealers, and even might have a line on a boyfriend for my Icelandic gals.

This beautiful boy had blue eyes! He was by far my favorite.

The Jacobs are by far the Mr’s favorite sheep.  He has a serious thing for those 4 horns and maybe this year I’ll find him a 4 horned lamb.  We also bought fleeces.  Romney and Jacobs which I’m pretty excited about.  I was amazed at the deal on these fleeces, maybe because there were so many and they were all in one spot?  This amount of fleece on the web (if I could find it) would usually cost about 80 bucks but the most we paid for anything was 20 and the lowest was 5!

One thing I didn’t know was that Carrie of Apenglow Yarns was going to be vending here.  I met Carrie a few years back through my friends Tom & Mette at Ranch Of The Oaks.  It was a lovely surprise to see her and her yarns are just amazing!

Like I said, we met an Icelandic breeder which was nice (because they aren’t a hugely popular sheep) and I’m arranging to see what boys she might have available for me to rent. We aren’t looking to have a ram on our property yet so we basically are looking to rent a gigilo ram during the breeding season.

I bought some yarn, a few fleeces and no animals.  It was a sucessful trip even though it poured in the middle of the day and we had a blast!

Goats and Sheep I Have ‘Em

It’s been hot here on the homestead the last couple of weeks but I feel as though Fall might be right around the corner.  At least I really hope so and everyone wearing a fleece agrees with me. 

A little bit ago something happened that has both made my life easier and more insane.  The sheep realized that the goats get grain every night to come in.  Then the sheep were all “OMG I want grain too!” and my life went insane.

Now no one will do anything I want them to with out their ration of grain.  I have to hold the bucket above my head when I go into the pasture so that I don’t get mauled.  I have to make sure to keep the bucket away from heads and not put it on the ground as the sheep like to go in and lick the last bits of grain up.  This wouldn’t be a problem…..except the bucket has a handle – naturally – and some how this handle is awesome at looping itself over a sheep’s neck or around their neck and front hoof!  I only had to chase two panicking bucket stealing sheep across the pasture to realize never to put the bucket down again.  One of the yearlings had it around his neck and arm pit and was running at top speed away from me (because ya know, I might EAT them) at one point it had both it’s front legs in the bucket and was doing a modified sack race.  It was ridiculous and when it finally fell over and gave up I had to double triple check to make sure he was ok.  Honestly, he was fine but being a little bit of a drama sheep.  He was all “Fine! FINE! Just kill me now! Do your worst! I’m ready to die!” and I was all like “Get your ass up you damn sheep” and when I took the bucket off he looked at me strangely and ran off.

Now that I am grain bringer I am not so fearsome.  I am a benevolent ruler of all things on four legs.  I kind of dig it, I just wish they’d be a little more patient with letting me feed them.

Now every time I walk into the pasture everyone thinks they are getting grain.  I have a load of addicts on my hands.

This one in particular gets a little wild eyed and starts licking her lips.  It’s enough to make a person thank god sheep are vegetarians – they are right? If I fall down they won’t eat me will they?

I’ve been also working with them really hard since the whole “Great Sheep Escape”.  Along with a little bit of grain every night to bring them in I have been hand feeding it to them.  The two black yearlings from last year don’t trust me but everyone else comes right in.  I’ve got my two twin lambs (the chocolate one in the picture above) and her sister even letting me give deep cheek scratches, ear rubs and chin scratches with out grain.  This is a huge accomplishment fo me because these sheep are not pets.  They don’t want you to touch them they just want you to feed them and be left alone.

The pygoras are also doing really well.  They’ve settled in really nicely with the other goats and I love to see them all run in a herd.  There are two that are small enough to fit through the goat fence *sigh* but thankfully they don’t go anywhere when they can’t figure out how to get back.  I came home from dropping my inlaws off at the airport to hear a goat CRYING it’s heart out.  Afraid that it was hurt I went to investigate.  Well it was in my neighbors pasture by itself crying for help.  So I grabbed a grain bucket and a lead rope (that can be made into a nifty goat noose easily) and headed over.  I always wonder what people think of having you on their property.  I know if someone was chasing something I would help and wouldn’t care less as long as I got a picture afterward, but I don’t know that other people share my thoughts.

(the goat that escaped was Blue Steel – the one in back making the classic Zoolander face).  So I caught the wooly bugger and tried to lead it along.  But people. That goat was just being such a wimp and it was HOT.  So HOT.  So I picked up the goat because it’s maybe 30-40 pounds tops, and I start walking back through the pasture.  Now I’m super hot, my pants are falling down – overalls are ordered! – I’m tripping over long grass and decide this is bullshit.  I walk over to the fence, roll the goat so that he’ll land feet first and drop him over the fence into my own pasture.   He landed on his feet just fine and scampered off crying for the other goats.

Now at this point, I’ll admit I was worried because I had yet to see my other goats.  I was now of the impression that all the goats had somehow escaped and I was doomed to repeat “The Great Sheep Escape”.  I walked around the property line, back into my own pasture with my grain bucket and lead rope – just in case – and set off looking for the goats.  Well the sheep were all about me because I had grain, and the turkeys were chasing because apparently I am Queen Sexy Turkey and they LOOOOOVVVVEEE me, and the geese came because it’s not a party with out the geese and they really just want to make sure everyone’s following the rules.  So with my circus in tow I head out.  It didn’t take me long before I spotted them behind a huge pine tree.

There they were, nibbling on a bush completely ignoring everyone.  Moral of the story?  If you are in a pack you won’t be left behind, if you are in a herd you better not fall behind because they will leave you and ignore your crying sad ass.

In other news Kodiak is now as much friends with the goats as Tank is.  Apparently everyone loves a goat and I can’t really blame them.  They are cute as buttons and sweet as sugar.

Tank and Kodiak are truly brothers.  They rough house and tease each other in a way that only boys who love each other can. 

I’m working constantly with the little man and his recall skills are getting better every day.  Soon I hope he’ll be ready for sheep herding classes.

Also, I’m still dealing with this.

Pygora Goats – Too Cute For Words

I realize I’ve been remiss.  I haven’t formally introduced or talked about the newest addition to the homestead.  The day that the sheep escaped, we wrestled them to the ground and drug them kicking and bahing back home we received our 5 baby pygora goats.  I had been introduced to pygoras through a friend of a friend about a year ago.  One of my alpaca rancher friends had a friend who had these fluffy baby soft creatures and I was kind of in love.

At the time the Mr was all, “Goats, Bah!  Who needs them?!”  and I was all “But they are adorable and their fleece!” and he came back all “grumble growl snarl goats!” So I let the subject drop.  I’ve learned since then that sheep people are not goat people and visa versa.  They rarely intermingle the way that I would have thought.  I mean they are damn similar right?  I would have figured they’d easily cohabitate.   Apparently thought I’m naive on the subject but I did it anyway.  I first got my boer cross goats and the Mr melted into a big buttery pile of goat loving jello.  Then I found a ranch (like the only ranch with in 500 miles!) that breeds and raises pygora goats.  I was all “Look what I found, isn’t it interesting?  They are taking deposits to hold on kids (baby goats for those not in the know).”  And I gave him the computer and let him look.  I could see his mind ticking away so I left it at that.  A little while later I was all “We could get whethers (castrated males).  They cost less and it’s not like we are interested in breeding.”

A few days later he was all “Lets get 5.”

So I put down our deposits and waited for the kids to be born.  It was then that I realized what an opperation Lisa is running at Hawk Mountain Ranch.  She has tons of goats and each goat at least has twins, many had quadruples! Crazy bananas! That’s a lot of goats!  We picked through the whethers and found the five we wanted and waited for them to be old enough to transport here.  They came in the back of a red F250 and as soon as Lisa pulled the first kid out my heart melted.  Seriously, these guys are baby dolls.  They are so stinking cute I can’t even put it into words.  Their little fuzzy faces, their huge ears, their bunny soft fleeces, I kind of want to cuddle them all the time.

They’ve been here a little over a week and have settled into the routine nicely.  They follow my larger goats around for the most part but are content to go off and do their own thing since they have their own mini flock.  The sheep don’t quite know what to make of them and Mama half the time chases them away and then the other half tries to herd them along.  No one seems to know if they are goat or sheep.  It’s kind of adorable.

I really need to take more pictures of the goats.  I’ve just been kind of busy with other stuff lately.

We have four white goats and one chocolate goat.  One of the white goats has a blue undertone and was immediately named “Blue Steel” after the Zoolander movie.  He’s on the right there, he even looks like he’s making the face!  The little black goat was named Count Chocula and he pretty much hangs out with the big goats or the sheep, or off by himself.  He does what he wants.

I would say that everyone is on pretty good terms and I’m really excited to shear these guys and spin their fiber.  Yes I will have pygora for sale next spring though I plan on keeping a fleece for myself. No, I don’t know how I’ll sell it, maybe by the ounce?  Maybe by the fleece?  We’ll see. 

And because it’s my blog and I can post whatever I want, here are some random sheep, goat, and animal pictures.

The sheep have just figured out that that big green bucket I bring to the goats contains GRAIN!  They are now all wild eyed and sort of insane when it’s feeding time.  They have also changed my whole feeding schedule since they now want to be anywhere that huge green bucket is.  I don’t even give that much grain but they’ll do anything for a taste.  This includes letting me pet them.  You honestly can’t pet my sheep.  They don’t want you to touch them and are really wary of anyone coming near.  So when I can hand feed grain to my sheep and give a chin scratch to boot it’s pretty awesome.

Charlie is a pretty happy goat.  He doesn’t even know he has tiny ears and only one horn.  He’s happy happy happy!  (I tease him that he only needs an eye patch now).  One thing Charlie loves (and I love giving him) is zucchini.  See, my zucchini plants went insane this year and it was only after I had started picking zucchini that I realized that the MR and I don’t really LIKE zucchini.  Thankfully the ducks, chickens, and goats do.  Charlie is by far the worst, he’ll do ANYTHING for some zucchini, but for that smile it’s totally worth it.

The turkeys have gone fugly and now the boys walk around in almost constant display.  I really like them (for the most part).  They do as they want and nothing can change their minds.  I didn’t realize until the other day that they seem to think I’m some queen turkey.  I whistle for the dogs a lot and this usually causes the toms to run after me and puff themselves out.  Well, the hens whistle to get the toms all excited, guess I was coming on to the turkeys and didn’t realize it.  Now how do I let them down gently? :)

The Mr finished putting up goat fence along the second of our three pastures.  We are almost done so we can start rotating the animals through the greeness.  I’m a little worried about the stupidity of the turkeys though.  This pasture is right next to the road and the turkeys are fence hoppers.

And finally the blackberries keep coming.  I am still on the same bush and the other day I picked over ten pounds.

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