Goaty Goats! (with some sheep)

The other day it was so beautiful I decided to take some pictures of all the goats.  The babies were out in the sun and I thought it was time to introduce everyone.

We have lambs!  Oreo and 1tag decided to have their babies on the same night.  It was fortuitous!  The Mr and I had cleaned out the old turkey stall just that day and gotten it ready for their arrival.  We ushered the sheep inside (which was a huge pain in the butt because that’s what sheep are) but we got them all in and settled.  That night it snowed 5″ and the sheep dropped off 2 lambs for our trouble.  I can’t tell you how glad I was that we had them inside.  Now we are only waiting on 1 more ewe.

The girls gave us two ram lambs so they won’t be staying long term on the homestead.  When you have boys on the farm they aren’t good for much.  You only need one breeder and from there, every male is superfluous.

We also have baby goats!

Brutus (in back) and little Twinkie take a nap.

Need a goat of your very own?  Jet is now for sale.

Rocket is staying with us because she has the privellage of being a girl.

Tank ADORES the baby goats.  Well, he adores all goats no matter what.  He’s a super goat enthusist.  He will sit at the gate and just gaze at them adoringly as they play.  It’s really pretty sweet.

“So Tell Me About Yourself”

Right now, I’m going through the interview process as I look for a job.  The interview itself never bothers me.  I know that I am a strangely likable person who can at times posses eloquence and insight beyond what even my brain comprehends, and I know I am a super capable employee that has just about rocked everything I’ve ever done.  The part of the process I don’t care for is the dreaded question…

“So tell me a little bit about yourself.”

Where do I start?  How little is too little?  How much is too much?  How do I cram my being into a ten sentence paragraph that would sate the questioner?  How do I tell you who I am with out you staring at me wide eyed across the conference room table at my candidness?

You see, (and if you’ve been reading this blog for any length of time you know it to be true) I lay things out on the line.  I am who I am and I’m not shamed of that.  I’ve probably never been ashamed of who I am in my whole entire life.  I do crazy things, I say things that make my father in law shake his head in wonder, I embarrass myself often and loudly, I love deep, and I rarely hate a thing (except kale.  Kale needs to stay the hell out of my salad).  I am super sensitive and caring but I also have become a pretty excellent student of “letting it go.”  Frankly, I live hard and I live full.  I grab opportunities wherever I see them, I talk to strangers, and smile at people in the grocery store for no reason than I am compelled to do so.  I often let people go ahead of me in traffic and wave my thanks to drivers who let me in.  I have a steal trap memory and know that my first boyfriend’s (ever) birthday was July 6th and that my good friend’s ex girlfriend was the day after.  I can identify breeds of dogs just by looking at them and even probably tell you a little about their personality.  I dislike cooking but love baking even though I rarely eat what I bake.  I have played 4th chair violin in Carnegie Hall, and moved across the country numerous times.  I know hard work pays off but am afraid to toot my own horn even though I believe I’m pretty damn great.  I have a million thoughts running through my head at any one moment and knit so that I won’t implode on myself.  I know how to knit, crochet, spin, clean & card wool, I know how to warp a loom as well as operate a jack hammer.  My favorite tool will always be a hammer drill because I appreciate anything that can drill through concrete with ease.  I have more respect for a former foreman of mine for being able to run through a job site with 150 pounds in each hand that I ever did for people I knew that made close to $50,000 a month.  I’m wicked good at math, understand people’s motivations, know how to change my own tires and oil as well as how to make a proper biscuit joint.  I appreciate dove tail joins in drawers, super ugly fish, cast iron anything, and Red Rooster hot sauce in my chicken soup.  I spend most of my recent days with some form of poo and mud on me.  I kiss my goats as well as my dogs and my husband (though not at the same time and the Mr is the only one to get lip action ;) )

I have chased my sheep over miles and marveled at the kindness of strangers.  It takes me months (sometimes longer) to believe that a person truly likes me and I rarely invite anyone to my home.

I am more than a five second blurb so I usually say something like…”I hobby farm with my husband and I love being outside.”  I always feel like that’s cheating though.

I want to thank you all for your awesome comments.  Things have been a little crazy around here and I apologize for not writing back like I normally would.  I plan to! I promise!  Things are ok.  Sometimes you just have to accept what the universe offers you and move on.  That’s what we are doing.  The universe basically told us (in not so subtle terms) that we were not living the life we were meant to and did something about it.  Frankly, if the universe didn’t completely shake us up we probably would have been on that path for a very long (and miserable) ride.   It’s something I think that you never realize about yourself while you are in the moment.  You might ask yourself “Am I happy?” and if you are not clearly UNHAPPY then yes, you MUST be happy.  That’s not always the case though.  The lack of unhappiness does not denote happiness.  We were just there.   So now we are not and you know what?  It’s ok.

So much has been happening.  It’s like it was all planned out (if sheep and goats had the ability to plan anything that is).  DD gave birth to amazing triplets that I adore so much.  They are healthy and happy and bouncing around like puppies.  They are the epitome of SWEETNESS.  Then the other day (because we’ve been meaning to do it for 2 weeks) the Mr and I cleaned out the old turkey stall and threw down fresh straw.  The sheep were getting close to their due date we knew so on a whim we put them in the barn to get them used to it.

Overnight it snowed 5 inches and in the morning the Mr went out to the barn to discover 2 little lambs.  Pictures are terrible because it’s the BARN and has terrible barn lighting but yeah.  2 little healthy boys.  Since they are boys they will both end up…well…as dinner.  I know that probably made a few of you sad, but on a farm, boys get eaten, it’s a fact of life.  Girls, girls are gold.  The goats produce milk and the ewes produce wool (which is finer this year than any I’ve seen it from my sheep!).  Boys?  Boys get floods of testosterone and become idiots.  So boys aren’t our thing.

And now there are some of you who are all “But Preita!!! You had baby boy goats! Surely you aren’t going to eat them!!!”  No, rest asured we are not.  They are going to be sold off to other people.  Maybe as a future breeder, maybe as brush control, maybe as something else.  But they won’t be staying here either in the barn or anywhere else.

So you know how much I love my goats?  I love that I can go in to the stall and pick them up for a sweet cuddle and they lay their heads on my shoulder or kiss my nose.  I love that they are content just to be snuggled and chill out.  Lambs?  Lambs are not like this.  Lambs are quite the opposite.  Lambs KNOW they are not supposed to be off the ground, they KNOW they are not supposed to be cuddled or snuggled or pet.  It makes me a little sad because they are sweet little babies with curly little fleeces that make them look like poodles but yeah, I guess it helps with attachment issues.  Maybe my goats KNOW they could never be dinner so they don’t mind?  I don’t know.  Lambs, while cute, are not goats.

We have been handling the goats a lot which is something we probably won’t do too much with the sheep.  The kids on the other hand benefit from a lot of handling because two of them will be future milkers.  A wild goat is a pain in the butt.  Goats that are used to handling are easier to milk, lead, and groom.  Above I’m holding our little girl out of DD.  Since the Mr was the midwife and pulled 2 out of 3 goats from DD’s womb I gave him full honors of naming them all (something that was hard for me because I’m a control freak sometimes).  Above is Twinkie which makes me giggle ridiculously.  Especially since DD is short for Dumbledor (we did not name her) so when we register her it will be Dumbledor’s Twinkie.  It’s silly but I love it.

So yeah.  We are waiting on 1 more ewe and then we are done with babies for the year.  Kind of makes me a little sad because I loved the process.

In other news I’ve decided to start work on an E-book on Ravelry turning some of my most popular shawls into rectangular wraps/scarves.  It will be a lot of knitting but I hope to have the release by the end of summer.  I don’t just want them to be plain rectangles where anyone with half a brain could have pulled them off so it will take a little more planning.  Where the wrong side is just not as nice I plan on dealing with that so no one has to see it.  So yeah.  Off I go to the races!

My list includes;

Cherry Surprise

Rough Sea

High Desert

Pix

Weave It!

Coastal Waters

and Strigose

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

I’m not ready to blog about what happened the other day.  Thank you all for your kind wishes and I know things will turn around soon.  What I am ready to blog about is GOATS!

And then after the Ides of March kicked us in the teeth we had a miracle.

DD had her babies.  Triplets!  And if the Mr wasn’t home we might have lost at least 2 because 1 goat was breach and he had to help mama out.

Two twin girls and a big fat boy!

 

 

And The Bottom Fell Out

Yeah.  It did.  It’s a little freaky but it’s time to make it work and move on.  The universe might have just told us that we were going the wrong direction, it might have been that we weren’t paying attention to the signs, it might have been that we didn’t listen to our guts but it happened and there is nothing to do about it now except for moving on.

It’s not easy and it’s scary but now it’s time to focus on what’s really important and people who really matter.  I might be a little silent for a while, I might not.  I might go take a bunch of goat pictures to entertain myself and not to focus on stupid shit.  I will not dwell.  There are a million opportunities out there although they might not feel like them at the time.  Opportunities aren’t easy, they aren’t painless.

You never know unless you try.  You never remember what’s important until it’s all on the line.

Yeah.  The world just changed for us.

First Review Of Frankefine

I can’t even tell you how stoked I am about Frankefine and how it’s evolving in the last 2 weeks.  I got my very first review and 5 stars no less!  It totally rocked my world.  It’s not only that it’s a review, and it’s so lovely but it’s a really well written, thoughtful review I could ask for!

You can even win a copy of my book here!!!

Also I’ve moved from #210,000 something to #48,211 which is kinda crazy! I’m super stoked.  I wrote this to amuse myself and to have such positive feedback is almost overwhelming.  You can read the first few chapters of Frankenfine here, and even if you do not have a kindle you can download the kindle app to read this book. :)

ALSO! I’ve moved into double digit book sales which kind of totally rocks my world.  If you’ve bought/read/barrowed my book I would do just about anything to bribe a review out of you :) If you review it please please please let me know! :)

Strigose Shawl Now Available!

I love love love this shawl.  I don’t even know how it really came about.  I started knitting this in the car while my parents were here for Christmas just as something to do.  The end result is just stunning!

Using just slipped stitches and a simple right twist stitch you get such a neat effect.  Also?  I added loops!

Here are the specs

Techniques used: Knit, purl, slipped stitches, right twist stitches, & applied i-cord.

Finished Measurements: 60” wide & 25” deep

Materials: 2 skeins of 400 yds each (in two different colors), 1 US #6 24” (or longer) circular needle, 2 US #4 DPNs, tapestry needle, stitch markers, row counter.

Queue It here.

The loops are super handy becuase you can secure the shawl around your neck and never worry about it slipping off!

Also the loops are just neat.

Coastal Waters Shawl Now Available

It was a long time coming but I can now say with great certainty that the pattern for the Coastal Waters Shawl is pretty damn perfect.  I had it tested twice because it gave me (and my amazing testers) such fits!  Written and charted this shawl uses a variety of slipped stitches to highlight two different colored yarns.

Specs:
2 different fingering weight yarns (about 300 yards each)
US # 6 circular needle
Measurements 66″ wide & 25″ deep though it could be bigger or smaller depending on blocking
Ravelry Link

 

Frankenfine: Fine As Hell

I did something I never thought I would.  I put a book I wrote up for sale on Amazon.  I love this story.  If I could equate it to knitting it would be akin to Outlaw or Strigose (that is almost out of testing).  It just came together from nothing.  It was just before Halloween when my friend Kim left a comment on my facebook status (I believe I was bemoaning the weak female character in Twilight).  It amused me so much I fired off a few paragraphs…then I wrote a few more.  Then before I knew it I had over a hundred and twenty thousand words.

It was at the urging of the Mr and my cousin Rebecca that I went ahead with Amazon Direct Publishing.  It is very much like publishing your own patterns through Ravelry.  I don’t expect a whole lot from this as the book was written mostly to amuse myself but I hope that it amuses others as well.

Like my knitting, this isn’t about the money, it’s about creating something new (and hopefully beautiful).  If you are interested in the story I’d love reviews.  So yeah.  That’s about it.  I’m kind of amazed by myself.

You can read the first few chapters of Frankenfine here.

Queue It Down

I am right now at this moment declaring March the month of working down my queue.  I have been so involved in my own designs that I have put my own personal knits aside for quite long enough.  Since I’ll soon have 2 shawls ready to publish (as soon as they are out of testing) I figure it’s a nice time to take a creative break and work on what other people have so beautifully designed.  I’m working right now on my Color Affection – with a kit from the Plucky Knitter – though I have to admit that the colors are not my favorite now that I have them in my hand.  The shawl is easy enough to knit and the result will be stunning so maybe I’ll give this one away and knit another for myself.

So back to the queue.  I have 31 days so I’m going to try for at least 15 finished projects.  I know I can do it.  Here’s a random sampling of what I’m going to try to go for this month.

1. Naalepuder A super cute pin cushion that has been in my queue since April 2010
2. Pamuya A clever shawl that’s been in my queue since September 2010
3. Inspira A cowl that I’m totally obsessed with that combines color in amazing ways
4.Ace Fingerless Mitts Cute wooly cabled mitts
5. Cowgirl Cowl a fun and smart cowl with a tassel I love
6. Hüttenschuhe Slippers with smart shaping!
7. Kaleidoscope Fingerless Mitts Crocheted granny square mitts
8. Harmony Shawl This is new and SUPER pretty.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen this lace in a shawl before
9. Daisy Shawlette circular shawls are all the rage but I’ve never knit one yet.
10. Narnia Shawl is just plain pretty
11. Cloud Illusions
12. Sunshadow Tam
13. Fagus
14. Dustland Hat
15. Norie

I don’t know how far I’ll get but I’m hoping I’ll get through half of it!

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